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COMIC VERSE and POETRY by Roger Hayman - Click here for PDF

1.   Two Fish Pies
2.   Dream Girl
3.   Fourtrak
4.   Posters at Night
5.   The Pizzeria
6.   The "I" and the "T"
7.   The Mobile Phone
8.   The Fruit Machine
9.   Confused
10. The Seagull
11. Pigeons
12. Labels
13. Wrecking of the Barque Andola 
14. The Spider and the Fly
15. In Turnham Green
16. The Hot Air Artist
17. The Crossing
18.  Prosecco Blond
19. The Dodgy Agent
20. The Freeloader
21. The Smart Appliance
22. The Retail Park
23. The Pub Remembered
24. Trolley Rage